Tumblr: - Only a heartless person would scroll pa-

Me: - *Scrolls past*

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zosowiththemosto:

milkpunk:

yapped:

jankyass:

if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.

I have found my people.

who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video

youre all my soulmates

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getoffmybloghoe:

dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by 

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niallisbeautifulirish:

trentofsky:

I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.

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frickass:

meme themed wedding

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subaroosmiles:

Vader’s Little Princess

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emmasdailythoughts:

OMG SHE IS BEAUTIFUL

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me: - i'll just add 'haha' at the end so i don't sound mean

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bloody-hale:

I love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

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chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

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ytoob:

do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns 

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niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

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